What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:39

You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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